So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.
i like my woman like i like my coffee in a big sack on top of donkey
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
FIRST DATE
man: i work with animals every day woman: oh how sweet! what is it that you do? man: im a butcher..
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
Life is like a dick, it just gets hard for no reason
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says "who has seen a cock" all the woman raised their hands "no who has seen a cock that is not theirs" half the woman's hands went up "NO NO NO who has seen my cock" all the nuns hands went up
Women are like dogs... "Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?" "Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?" "I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."
SHOES
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
Today i was asked to go out by 17 Woman. Well i was in the Woman bathroom💀
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A: A battery has a positive side
Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line he comes across a woman who Isn't saluting. Why are you not saluting like the others? Hitler barks. "Mein Führer, Im the nurse," she responds "Im not crazy!
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder. If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
Have u ever noticed When a woman is pregnant aII her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats" but none of them touch the man's penis and say "weII done"
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving it.
What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come
