Hard Drive jokes
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
WD 5TB My Passport Portable External Hard Drive HDD, USB 2.0 Compatible, Black - WDBPKJ0050BBK-WESN
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.