Hard Drive jokes

How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.

Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.

He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.

What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?

"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"

Why was the computer late to work?

Because it had a hard drive!

What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?

WD 5TB My Passport Portable External Hard Drive HDD, USB 2.0 Compatible, Black - WDBPKJ0050BBK-WESN

A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.

Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them.

The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.