Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
A elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game The man asks "Is it your first time?" The woman replies "It's been a while since a man has asked me that."
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they can't get a green card.
what's Hitler's favorite yu-gi-oh card
B L U E E Y E S W H I T E D R A G O N
What is a photographers favourite card game?
SNAP!
Why do animals hate playing card games with foxes?-They’re a bunch of cheetahs
