What do you get when you cross A-rod with Chris brown
Cheater cheater woman beater
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them. The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" At the butcher shop"
I never touched kids, just woman, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
What did the woman say too Micheal Jackson at the beach? Excuse me sir, you're in my son
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my brother when he sees a girl
Woman gets pulled over by a cop Cop: ma'am have you been drink Lady: no officer Cop: what's that in your cup then ma'am Lady: just water officer Cop: looks like wine to me Lady: oh my god Jesus did it again
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied “okay cool now I’m going to go sue thin mints for not making me thin.”
Both man and woman have balls but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have 😁
wanna hear a joke? woman's rights
sometimes women are like bad snacks people try them and then chucks them in the trash
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped
Q: How do you blind a woman? A: You put a windshield in front of her
why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman ? You fix both with a coat hanger.
Bippity Boppity
Women Are Property.
How is a woman and a car alike put something in them and they'll both start.
I ran into a fat woman today she said next time don’t hit me. I said I don’t think I have enough gas to go around. Then the ground start to rumble with every step she took
Why do woman have two sets of LIPS? I kiss both
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company
Crack/her
