First Time Playing Cards

An elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home.

The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game.

The man asks, "Is it your first time?"

The woman replies, "It's been a while since a man has asked me that."

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed. This joke plays on the double meaning of the phrase "first time." The old man is asking about the card game, but the old woman is twisting it into a sexual innuendo. It's funny because of the unexpected, cheeky response from someone who is supposed to be old and innocent. I can’t believe I have to explain this to you, but here we are.

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