Woman jokes
A woman walks into a bar and says, "Ow!"
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
There's only one gender. Women are property.
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.
The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises, and has a broken jaw?
"Will you listen now?!??"
Vagina?
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.
One day I was working at the bank, doing my job. Then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Then I told her that her balance is un-balanced.
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.
When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?
she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.