Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Woman Jokes
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
