Woman

Woman jokes

Cannibal

What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?

"Who are you wearing?"

Creep

What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”

He hid in her attic.

Screen Door

What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.

Husband

A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."

Right

Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.

Constitution

Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

KFC

Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Child

Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.

A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...

Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???

Child: Both.

Hair

When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.

So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.

Yeast infection

Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?

A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.

Color

What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?

A black woman dressed for church.

People

Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?

Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?

Nun

What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.

Lottery Ticket

I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!