What is the difference between a Flat tire bicycle and a Woman, answer, You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride on it, while a woman you need to ride on her and pump.
hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash? about nine months and a day
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
i love sucking on food because if you really think about it tittys can be counted as food so i could technicality suck on the womans tittys
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW? Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom
A strong woman
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
why woman?
the twin towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine they both got freed
Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man? After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!
A woman in labour suddenly shouted "Shouldn't!, "Wouldn't", "Couldn't, Didn't, Can't"
"Don't worry", said the doc. "Those are just contractions"
I like my dynamite like I like my woman. Hot and ready to explode.
A pregnant woman enters the hospital with her concerned husband. As she goes into labor, a group of doctors asked him if he would like to try a device that transfers your spouse's pain to the father's nervous system. He agrees and the doctors turn to dial on the device to 10%. Strangely, the man felt little pain. They continued to adjust the dial until it stopped at 100%, yet the man felt nothing. Later on, the wife had delivered the baby the pair left the hospital with a healthy baby only to find the milkman laying on their stairs with a puddle of blood around his head, shaking uncontrollably.
If a WOMAN gets RAPED RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER
How is a woman like a road? They both have manholes.
What can you tell a difference between man and a woman relationship? Both of them are just full of shit.
I had a new blonde" part's expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire.. the part's guy was assuming she didn't know about planned parenthood? .. 😂🤣
" this a recreation from ME" Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights Girl: No how Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
