Woman jokes
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
On one hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.
Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
Why are women’s feet so small?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?