A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: *face palms self* Also officer: Here's you sign
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there. If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home she said yes, so I took it
for every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents. That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period? One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man" said the young woman, "why?" said her friend. "Oh, I don't know just men are so cool", "is that the only reason?" said her friend. "Maybe........" said the young woman "Maybe".
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Woman: will you luv me after marriage as well?
Man:That will depend on ur husband. If he will, so of course i would!!!
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
What's 2ft long, blue and stiff and keeps a woman up all night????
Cot death.
There were three woman, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL.. Then comes in a famous rapper guess which one he picked ???
What does mammot like on a woman’s body bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm
what is the difference between a pencil and a woman...
at least one has a point
Husband: my wife and I went to the beach today Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit Husband: The second we entered the beach Pedestrians: TSUNAMI TSUNAMI
you can tele if a woman is angery if she is holding a gun.
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after a week of this she can't stand it any longer. the woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why?
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