How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"
Hippity Hoppity, women are my property.
Bippity Boppity, get the f*ck off my property!
What’s the difference between women and condoms?
There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
Three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two hours later, their vehicle dies with no gas, and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them.
The brunette brings canteens of water.
The redhead takes a large beach umbrella.
The blonde somehow rips off the car door.
The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?"
To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
