I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Red Dot Lottery
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke plays on the stereotype of Indian women wearing a red dot (bindi) on their foreheads. The dude thinks it's like a scratch-off lottery ticket. Get it? You probably don't, you absolute melon.