Woman jokes
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs Nice tits
An Ob-Gyn asks a lady to put her feet up on the stirrups.
Doctor: My God, you have the biggest vagina I’ve ever seen!
Woman: You don’t have to say that twice.
Doctor: I didn’t.
Memes
How do women hold their liquor? By the ears.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."