Woman jokes
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs Nice tits
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
An Ob-Gyn asks a lady to put her feet up on the stirrups.
Doctor: My God, you have the biggest vagina I’ve ever seen!
Woman: You don’t have to say that twice.
Doctor: I didn’t.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.