Woman jokes
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
Hippity Hoppity, women are my property.
Bippity Boppity, get the f*ck off my property!
A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"
Memes
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.