Woman jokes
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?
"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”
The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"
Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?
Daniel: Isn’t it the women?
Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
An Ob-Gyn asks a lady to put her feet up on the stirrups.
Doctor: My God, you have the biggest vagina I’ve ever seen!
Woman: You don’t have to say that twice.
Doctor: I didn’t.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?