Woman jokes
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?
Daniel: Isn’t it the women?
Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.
Hippity Hoppity, women are my property.
Bippity Boppity, get the f*ck off my property!
A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.