Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Saul Goodman's Declaration
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. Saul thinks he's all that 'cause he knows the Constitution, but guess what? Knowing your rights doesn't make you smart; it just means you can Google things. And fighting for Albuquerque? Sounds like someone needs a better hobby. You probably think 'innocent until proven guilty' means you can do whatever you want. News flash: it doesn't. Now go read a book, you cotton-headed ninny muggins.