she be hubba on my bubba till I gum
“I had a great day today Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, 'Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?'"
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students she was charged with Interpreting black police officer
what is the difference between a woman and my fridge.
only one moans when i put my meat in it
how did the lesbian die? homocide
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How did Rihanna find out? Chris Brown was cheating on her Found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
The back of my hand
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito? He gets to tear that ass up one more time
"Whats the difference between a pregnet woman and a light bulb"
"You can unscrew a light buld"
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Woman: Doctor doctor I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked is this train running on time, I said no it runs on steam and coal
Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.
Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier?
“Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”
Man:Can You be my girlfriend? Woman:Im Lesbian, Sorry Man:Oh, Heres your rope
