Woman jokes
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!'
I thought, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
I like my women how I like my coffee... HOT.
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...
Bloody seamen.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
A woman brought her hamster to the vet. The vet takes a look and concludes the hamster died.
The woman doesn't believe it and requests further investigation. So the vet lets in a Labrador. The dog sniffs around the hamster and shortly after he produces a sad whine, shakes his head and leaves the room with his tail low.
The woman, still not convinced, demands more examinations. The vet gets one of his cats. It walks around the hamster and pets it. After some time it shakes her head and runs off quickly.
"Fine, I believe you now," the woman says, "my beloved hamster is dead." "I'm sorry for your loss," the vet replies. "Your bill for this visit will be 1505 dollars," says the vet. "What? 1505 dollars just to tell me my hamster is dead?" The woman says shocked.
The vet replies: "No, 5 dollars to tell your hamster died, 500 dollars for the lab report and 1000 dollars for the CAT scan."
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
What is the difference between a man and a woman packing boxes?
The man says, "I have everything I need."
The woman says, "I love everything I have."
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.