**** (A cell phone in an upscale gym locker room in NYC rings and the man puts it on loud speaker next to him ... everyone else in the room stops to listen): Man : Hello? Woman : Hi honey, it's me. Are you at the club? Man : Yes. Woman : I’m out shopping and found a beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2,000 – is it OK if I buy it? Man : Sure, go ahead if you like it that much. Woman : I also stopped by that new Lexus dealership and saw one of the new models I really like – it’s on an opening special. Man : How much? Woman : $90,000. Man : Wow! OK, but for that price I want it with all the options. Woman : Great! Oh, and one more thing ... I was just talking to Jamie and found out that the house we wanted to buy last year is back on the market ... they’re asking $980,000 for it. Remember it was well over a million when we looked at it? Man : I dunno. Make an offer for $900,000 and they’ll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $80,000 if that’s what you really want. Woman : OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much! Man : I love you to. **** (The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room were staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.) The man turns around and says : “Anyone know whose phone this is”?
i must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt? You are so butty – ful!
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed ?
Stiff chocolate
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman
Kinder egg surprise
man says "what's Ligma" woman says"Ligma balls" baby says :nothing she transgender.
If I had a dollar for every gender, i would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior
*a married woman gets hit by a truck and the cops tell her husband Cop: sir, it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck Man; I know but she has a great personality
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and
Rights
Why do women get periods?
just cancel the subscription
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there
There’s a woman cutting onions who is her husband walks in and starts crying onions was a good dog
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
you know why they call her wonder woman? She's always wonder where she parked her invisible jet
Guy: Hi, how was your day today. Woman: Good! Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant* Guy: How many months pregnant are you? Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also I’m not pregnant.
What's better a woman or a man
Neither for I am WHITE
Why should old womon never eat sea food?
Cuz then she'll start acting crabby.
There are 3 Genders
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana??............................................................................................................................. Dead
