Woman jokes
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
"COVERBITCH, your worthless."
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.
Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"