Woman jokes
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
I like my coffee like my women.
Amateur.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
Women deserve rights and lefts.
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
Women understand each other.
That’s why they argue.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.