I saw a homeless dude and gave him 1$
I saw a homeless woman and gave her 0.77$
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside
When Chris brown herd he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman
Stop the cap
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it? God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
The dear God created the man. Then he created woman. When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted; “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
woman in general are jokes gay gang
why is life like penises
woman make it hard
What's the difference between a guy and a woman. They fall from different highest
A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said help me please, he had to do some forceful thinking
why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
Whats the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
"Whats the difference between a pregnet woman and a light bulb"
"You can unscrew a light buld"
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months she woke. She asked the doctor "hows the baby?" "You had twins" the doctor replied. "Your brother named them" the woman said *oh no not my brother what did he call them?" "He called the girl Denise" "what about the boy" the woman asked the doctor said "denephew"
What's about 12 inches long has a purple head and can make woman scream all night?
Cot death
