Woman jokes
Why do leftists call their child Ariel?
So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
What do dogs and lesbian women have in common?
They're both lickers and called a bitch.
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"
She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."
The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"
A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.
The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
Must have been a woman pilot.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive!
I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.
There was a woman sitting with me.
I had to leave until she pointed at something—it was my butt.
I was confused until it was her turn for truth or dare.