A brunette fought and didn't get raped. A blonde thought and did get raped.
why did the topless woman shout 'stop raping us'?
because she was uneducated
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered womens' shelter?
Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her.
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery story. The young boy then screams to a random woman “ your an ugly bitch”. The mother grabs her son, and says “ I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant women? A combo meal.
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I like my women how I like my cigarettes. Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said “THATS DOMESTIC VIOLENCE” the man replied with “no, it’s not domestic violence it’s DUMBASS-D*CK VIOLENCE”
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Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old ladies house...
Oh my! Goodness sakes child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both
What do you call a gay woman? I dont know
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high ranking position in the US Government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
What is the difference between a woman and a ice? The ice always comes back
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it but when I use her body when I feel like it I am the bad guy?
My friend says. You should try Oreos with water. Me no. Because my dad actually came back with the milf
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends
When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" - Photography Studio
A married woman asked her husband if he saw future then the husband answered her " I have no Eye dear"
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
What did the creep do when the woman said “make yourself at home”? He hid in her attic
