Indian woman jokes

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.

Why can’t Indian women drive?

They’re too used to riding their camels.

I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.

What do you call a missing Indian woman?

My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.

Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.

BTW, I am one, wahahaa!

Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.