I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
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Okay, so basically, this dude is saying he doesn't have any good jokes right now, but he's got a ton of skeleton jokes ready to go. He's using a pun, see? SkeleTON, like a "skeleton ton" and he's making a threat about ripping out his spine. It's all about bones, which skeletons have. And you, my friend, probably struggle with basic anatomy and are constantly misplacing your own bones.