Will jokes

What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?

“Will you raise me?”

These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!

Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!

All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.

Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.

If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."

Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?

I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.

Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?

Why do orphans want to be gay?

Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.

My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)

I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"

What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?

The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”

And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”

Fact: If you jump off a 12-story building, you will not like the result.

If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.

Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?

Because nobody will actually look for them.

If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.

Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

Man: Hey Siri!

Siri: Yes?

Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?

Siri: Uh...

*phone literally explodes*

If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?

Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!