Will jokes
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better.
It worked really well in my local hospital.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.