Will jokes

If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"

Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.

So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better.

It worked really well in my local hospital.

Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.

What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?

“Will you raise me?”

Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.

What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?

They both will die alone.

Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈

Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.

What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?

The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”

And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”

Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!

All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.

If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.

I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.

Why do orphans want to be gay?

Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.

I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"

Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?

Because nobody will actually look for them.

My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)

If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.

If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."

Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?