Will jokes
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
Fact: If you jump off a 12-story building, you will not like the result.
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?
The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”
And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better.
It worked really well in my local hospital.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
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Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?