Walls

  • Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, numbskull. The joke suggests that because of Trump's policies or actions, Mexicans and Canadians might actually want to build walls themselves, which is sarcastic because it's the opposite of what Trump originally intended. Get it now, genius?

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    A genie pops out of a lamp and offers the NAFTA/USMCA leaders each one wish:

    Mark Carney: Build a big beautiful wall all along our southern borders, a mari usque ad mare, and send Trump the bill. Make Canada great, eh?

    Donald Trump: Why stop at half-measures. We wall off the entire country, all the way around, so that nothing gets in and out. America will be great with all those foreigners gone and unable to come back.

    Claudia Sheinbaum: This daffy gringo wall, nothing can get in or out? ¡Fill it with agua!

    Fishy Booby

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