Will jokes

your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”

Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.

Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.

What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?

They can't find the home button.

Some rules of childhood cricket:

1. Whose bat, his batting.

2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.

3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.

When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?

Touch base.

How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"

How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"

A king ordered to execute a gay man.

The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.

No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.

"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.

Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.

Hitler says, “Yes.”

Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”

Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.

Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.

Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.

Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.

"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."

- Sun Tzu