Will jokes
Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
Nechen has been writing articles for the class for years.
Then the Guru asked him, "If I die now, what will be on my grave?" Fritchen searched for the plastic bag and shouted, "This is a protective bag!!"
I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.
your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it
Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
This will take a ton of time.
A skele-ton.