I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.
Monday Kid
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This dude is gonna name his kid "Monday" because, just like everyone feels on Mondays, he's super bummed out whenever he sees the little rugrat. It's like naming your kid "Root Canal" or "Tax Audit." You following, or should I draw you a picture?
Gamemaster12
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