My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying Crandall is better with the ladies than you are. And to top it off, he slapped your girl harder than Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars. Get it? Slapping, like... hitting on her real good, if you catch my drift. It's a double whammy of insults, see? Now go back to drooling on yourself.