Will jokes

Why can't England play chess?

Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.

All countries will get Covid.

Except China, they got it right off the bat.

What superhero will orphans never understand?

Homelander.

Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.

Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.

What’s the difference between milk and the air?

At least the air will always be there for me.

Why do orphans like to play tennis?

Because that’s the only love they will get.

When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."

Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!

Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.

Seek: Why do I have to be it?

Figure: Because your name says so.

Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."

Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.

If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.

You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.