Will jokes
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
I will be back on tomorrow at 5pm CST.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.