Will jokes
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What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
I will be back on tomorrow at 5pm CST.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.