Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is so simple even you should get it. England can't play chess because they don't have a queen, and they're about to lose their king. Get it? It's like saying you're about to lose your queen, you know, like when you're losing your hair. Sad!