Will jokes
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.
Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.
Well shit.
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?