Will jokes
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.
Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
Well shit.
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)