Will jokes
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
I am Thor.
And next year, I will be five.
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
To Tina: Hi, love, you're my oldest and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live. I luvv you so much, my sweetest, dearest darling.
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
A black cat will be racist next.