Will jokes
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed.
One fell off and bumped his head. Mamma called Walmart, and Walmart said,
"We will give you a replacement!"
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday.
It was a Risk I was willing to take.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
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Continue.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.