Will jokes
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
:(
Continue.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.