Will jokes

I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.

This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!

Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”

Patient: “OK.”

Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."

RIP boiled water.

You will be mist.

I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...

Me:...

You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.

Why is it bad to high five an emo?

They will leave themselves hanging.

An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."

A homeless kid once said he will go home.

What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?

An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.

If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...

Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.

Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.