Will jokes

I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)

An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...

...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?

You dye it blue and it will cut itself.

This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.

What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?

An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.

If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.

RIP boiled water.

You will be mist.

"If all of these structures break we will all die."

And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"

And he said, "It would be breaking news."

Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."

A homeless kid once said he will go home.

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.

I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...

Me:...

Why is it bad to high five an emo?

They will leave themselves hanging.

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."

Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”

Patient: “OK.”

Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”

Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂