Will jokes
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed.
One fell off and bumped his head. Mamma called Walmart, and Walmart said,
"We will give you a replacement!"
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight. Soon they will make up.
A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.