Will jokes

Five little monkeys jumping on a bed.

One fell off and bumped his head. Mamma called Walmart, and Walmart said,

"We will give you a replacement!"

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.

What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."

"If all of these structures break we will all die."

And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"

And he said, "It would be breaking news."

A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

Oh . . .

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Continue.

Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂

Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.

A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.

Who wins?

Society.

What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?

The school shooter will always spare you.

What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?

They will come down your "chimney" tonight.

Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.

Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.

If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.

Oh wait...

How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.

Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?

Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.

This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."

Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.

If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.

Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!

Before my grandad died, he whispered to me, "Is your uncle still in the basement?" I said he has died. Oh, my grandad said, "I will lock him in heaven's basement."