Will jokes
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed.
One fell off and bumped his head. Mamma called Walmart, and Walmart said,
"We will give you a replacement!"
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday.
It was a Risk I was willing to take.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
:(
Continue.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.