Will jokes

Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."

Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."

I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.

Why don’t orphans live in villages?

Because they will get abandoned.

"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."

-Sun Tzu, Art of War.

What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?

For me, life.

"If all of these structures break we will all die."

And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"

And he said, "It would be breaking news."

RIP boiled water.

You will be mist.

I donated blood today. In the future, I will try to remember that I'm supposed to donate my blood only.

Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.

This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?

Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.

If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.

Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.

If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.

Oh wait...

How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.

Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.

Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.

Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?

Mom: Yes.

Boy: Will you remember me in a day?

Mom: Yes.

Boy: Will you remember me in a year?

Mom: Yes.

Boy: Knock knock.

Mom: Who's there?

Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.

Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!

Before my grandad died, he whispered to me, "Is your uncle still in the basement?" I said he has died. Oh, my grandad said, "I will lock him in heaven's basement."

I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."