What will fall faster an emo or an apple? An apple because the emo would get caught on the rope
An orphan once said i will call my mum and go home A homeless kid once said he will go home
🎶Rock a bye baby on the tree Top, when the wind blows the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, not moving a muscle not making a sound.🎶
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.” Patient: “OK.” Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife.”
knock knock- whose there- not your dad- random kid: my dad went to get milk my mom said he will be back soon.
I will be back, im gonna get milk..... Me:....
run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours it will be fun
You never think of how people will react to an event, my friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
why is it bad to high five an emo.. they will leave themselves hanging
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because one of them get shot, they will all be featured on the news.
What will die Immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle, a Geometry Dash icon.
If I were to cut your legs off would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
Step on ur small sister foot she will always open her mouth like a dustbin
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of. You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
5 five little monkeys jumping on a bed
One fell of and bumped his head mamma called Walmart and walmart said
We will give you a replacement
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him. What is his one liner? I told you to stop running or you will get tired.
"If all of these structures break we will all die." And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!" And he said, "It would be breaking news."
Boi you can't be talking because it someone punched you in the face you will be the one to apologize
Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is: The guy says, "I'm a fireman" The prince says, "Then we'll burn your dick off!" The second guy says, "I'm an employee at the shooting range" The prince says, "Then we'll shoot your dick off!" The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman
Why did the chicken cro-
UM ACTUALLY THE CHICKEN CANT CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS ITS UNER SOME ROOSTER IR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN AND THEY WILL DIE.🤓
