If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
Shaquille O'Neal's Boat Name
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Listen up, ya cotton-headed ninny muggins! You probably think Shaq is just a big dude who dunks. Wrong! He's also famously bad at free throws. Get it? His boat's name is "Free Throw" 'cause it "won't sink," just like his free throws "never sink"... because he misses them all the time! Duh!