Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish." Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
When you see an orphanage bully remind them that no matter how powerful they are they will never be as strong as their dad's..... Oh wait they don't have a dad
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
what is i joke that will never end even tho you want it to? For me life
“If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy.”
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made will smith feel straight
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat and the priest says bad boys and then his friend says what Kibab do you want and the priest says bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do
if a fat person would go on a flying car it will just be at the ground when they out it will justfly up
Hey guys can we stop making these jokes, If my mom sees this I will never see the sun again. Oh . . . :( continue
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone. Son: Okay, I'll do it! 5 hours later... Son: I'm done! Dad: I lied. Son: So did I!
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. they are actually pretty funny. and i will show you y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
Q.why cant pilots play jenga. A.becuase they will just hit the twin towers
This year I'm going to name my Christmas Tree , Amy Winehouse , because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave? Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jacksdon will get you.
how do u cut your grass without a lawnmower? - u dye it blue and it will cut itself
If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break.
