Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. Like, abyss-staring-back dark. Kiddo asks when their daddy's coming back, and the 'mommy' drops the bomb that she ain't even their mom. Translation? The kid is probably an orphan. It's funny because it's so messed up, and you are probably smiling, you weirdo.