Will jokes
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
I will be back on tomorrow at 5pm CST.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.