Why jokes
"You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?"
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year.
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
Why did Sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
Why is my dick like a balloon?
The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.