Why jokes
Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
Why were the cherries π crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Why is my dick like a balloon?
The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
Memes
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak.
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?
Because there is no home button.
Why did Sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
Why is Santaβs sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
Why don't you use a dull pencil?
Because there's no point. πππ