Why jokes
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
Why did Sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.