Why jokes
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?
And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)
...maybee
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
There are 5 cows in a field. One of them is the mom, the rest are kids. One of the kids walked up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Daisy?" and then a daisy fell on her head.
The second cow came up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Rose?" and then a rose fell on her head. Then the 3rd cow said, "Why am I named Violet?" then a violet fell on her head. Then the 4th cow walked up and said, "Merrrbere." Then the mom said, "Shutup, cinder block!"