Why jokes
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
Why is there a big old gay parade on one of the first days of summer?
Pride always cometh before the fall.
Why don't you use a dull pencil?
Because there's no point. 😐😑😑
"You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?"
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.