Why jokes
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.