Why jokes
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
One day at school, Little Johnny and his friends were asked to do a sheet of paper which said, “Put a matching word from the word bank into the slot in the sentence that makes it make sense.” But when the teacher marked Little Johnny's papers, she asked why he put the word "bank" in every slot. And he says, “Well teacher, you said to put a word from the word bank and that's one word! So I had no choice but to put down that word!”
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?
The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)
The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)
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Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
'Cause it's a car-PET.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.