Why jokes
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
Memes
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He was stuck in the crack.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
Why did the boy shoot the clock? He wanted to kill time.
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
Why is Sunday better than Monday?
Because Monday is a weak day.
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
[God creating sharks]
God: Ok give them 3 rows of teeth.
Angel: Seems excessive but ok.
God: And make them mean as hell.
Angel: WTF y.
God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO.
Angel:...
God: And make one of the types have a hammer for a head.
Angel: Why do I still work for you?
God: Because I’m the only employer as of right now.
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet all the koalifications!
Why do cheetahs always win?
Because they cheat!