Why jokes
Why are women like parking spots?
Because all of the good ones are always taken first, and you gotta wait until they're available again.
Why do you not go to a gay man's BBQ?
Because the hotdogs taste like shit.
What did the gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
"Why is there so much shit in here?"
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one!
I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.
This definitely works
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Why is the fat man roping himself to the side of a mountain?
So he doesn't roll back down!
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer only date black men?
Nutella!
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!
Why can’t Kurt Cobain ride in the passenger seat?
Because he doesn’t like when someone calls "shotgun!"
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.