Q:why couldn't the bicycle stand up. A:because to was two tired!!đ´đ´đ´
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day
Why did orphans wanted to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted
Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.
Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.
In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.
A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"
A person says why? and you say no
Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda? She thought it was Diet Coke
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask. Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality? He doesn't have a MOTHERLAND
why do orphans sit in apple trees. They wait to be picked
What do u say when a person trips?
You say why u trippen. :)
knock, knock who's there? An armless person why? they got stumped on why they contacted you
Why did the woman cross the road?
Whatâs she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what itâs like to be Wanted.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
Why did the old man fall down a well? He couldn't see that well.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy you quarter. Stiller
ME: i hit a orphan! MOM: OMG WHY? ME:not like they can tell there parents-
Why can't orphans but chips
Because there family sized
why is ollie so boring he plays bord
