Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?
She thought it was Diet Coke.
Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?
She thought it was Diet Coke.
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why are priests called father? Because it's too suspicious to call them daddy.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!