Why jokes

Recovery

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Why is it a thousand pieces?

Done ten thousand.

So, to teach me to dance Foxtrot in recovery: go to bedding, remove a disc from a thin wire (Cable, Cable).

Fire

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Do not believe me.

100,000 fires.

I lay down on the ground on which the ground stretched.

Why not?

And every tear is killed.

It looks good,

But he stays still and looks.

Lesbian

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Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?

Because women are emotional and full of drama.

Military

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Why does the Marine Corps have the best uniforms?

Because the Navy wants their bitches to look nice.

Why

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Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road?

To arrest a faggot for cross dressing.

Kurt Cobain

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An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.

Burden

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If possible, I refrain from brunching celebrities. My path is smooth. The table receives the branching.

When I arrived at my friend's house and, after a long time, I was given permission to pick from the branches and graze the dog, I agreed. Then the work begins. "No, no money," I replied, "that's why I'm a burden to the world that hurts me."

And when I told them, they told me and said they were there. If I had a job, I would be fired on the first day for bad behavior. The best solution is to avoid this situation.

Adult

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Why do Russians drink grizzly bear piss?

Since vodka in Russia is so weak, Russians need a strong drink to get drunk.

Vodka

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Why are Russians forced to drink grizzly bear piss in Russia?

Because vodka in Russia is weak.

Golfer

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one!

9/11 jokes

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Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.