Why jokes
Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?
Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.
Why are a majority of rape allegations false?
Because whores like to cry wolf.
Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?
Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.
Satan: "Why are you in hell?"
Me: "I threw itching powder on somebody with no arms."
Why did they invent white chocolate?
So Black people can be messy too.
Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?
Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.
Him: Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?
Her: Yes, why do you ask?
Him: Cuz I'm going to bang that pussy up!
3 boys were having a debate about who had the healthiest grandma.
Boy 1: "I have the healthiest grandma. She is 67 years old and can still do a backflip!"
Boy 2: "No, I have the healthiest grandma. She is 76 years old and can still finish a marathon!"
Boy 3: "I have the healthiest grandma. She is 85 and she is in the hospital..."
Boy 1 and 2, looking confused.
Boy 1: "If she's so healthy, why is she in the hospital?"
Boy 3: "Because she's giving birth right now!"
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
Why do vegans hate sex?
They don't want to say they had a meat in 'em.
Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?
Because women are emotional and full of drama.
Why does the Marine Corps have the best uniforms?
Because the Navy wants their bitches to look nice.
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road?
To arrest a faggot for cross dressing.
Why are modern women trash?
Because back in the day a woman knew her place.
Why are Americans such good marksmen?
Because they had plenty of schools to practice their shooting.
Women understand each other.
That’s why they argue.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.
Why is the fat man roping himself to the side of a mountain?
So he doesn't roll back down!