Why jokes

9/11 jokes

Why cant Americans play chess?

Because they lost their towers...

Depression

I keep hearing "Obesity kills."

My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"

Twin Towers

My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.

Twin Towers

I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.

Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."

Skeleton

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.

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  • Orphan

    Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."

    Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"

    Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."

    Orphan: "Why?"

    Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."

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  • Orphan

    Why did the orphan go to church?

    It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."

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  • Racist

    Why was 6 afraid of 7?

    Because 7 was black.

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  • Chinese

    Why do Chinese people never play baseball?

    Because they always eat the bat.

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  • Twin Towers

    Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?

    They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.

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  • Terrorist

    Why don't terrorists like Walmart?

    They prefer a Target.

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  • Twin Towers

    Why is America so bad at playing chess?

    They lost two towers.

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  • Stephen Hawking

    Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?

    Because he can't stand up for himself.

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  • Adolf Hitler

    Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?

    Because he only had one.

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