Why jokes
Why is it a thousand pieces?
Done ten thousand.
So, to teach me to dance Foxtrot in recovery: go to bedding, remove a disc from a thin wire (Cable, Cable).
Do not believe me.
100,000 fires.
I lay down on the ground on which the ground stretched.
Why not?
And every tear is killed.
It looks good,
But he stays still and looks.
Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?
Because women are emotional and full of drama.
Why does the Marine Corps have the best uniforms?
Because the Navy wants their bitches to look nice.
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road?
To arrest a faggot for cross dressing.
Why are modern women trash?
Because back in the day a woman knew her place.
Why are Americans such good marksmen?
Because they had plenty of schools to practice their shooting.
Women understand each other.
That’s why they argue.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.
Why is the fat man roping himself to the side of a mountain?
So he doesn't roll back down!
Why do I have to do the stupid joke, mum?
If possible, I refrain from brunching celebrities. My path is smooth. The table receives the branching.
When I arrived at my friend's house and, after a long time, I was given permission to pick from the branches and graze the dog, I agreed. Then the work begins. "No, no money," I replied, "that's why I'm a burden to the world that hurts me."
And when I told them, they told me and said they were there. If I had a job, I would be fired on the first day for bad behavior. The best solution is to avoid this situation.
Why do Russians drink grizzly bear piss?
Since vodka in Russia is so weak, Russians need a strong drink to get drunk.
Why are Russians forced to drink grizzly bear piss in Russia?
Because vodka in Russia is weak.
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
Why didn't the oyster share its pearl?
Because it was a cunt.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one!
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.