Why jokes
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?
Because you cannot break the ice.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
Why do dolphins live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds in the clip? Because that’s the average class size.