Why jokes
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."