Why jokes
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Memes
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
Why did the boy put a chicken đ in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. đ
Why are they called sâmores?
Because you always want another one!
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
Why didnât the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesnât have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesnât have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.