Why jokes
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?
Because there is no home button.
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak.
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.