Why jokes
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
Memes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?
Because there is no home button.