Why jokes
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.
Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.
Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
Memes
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
Little Johnny brings his cat to school, and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says, "Because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave!"
Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
Why did the orphan go to a church?
So he could call someone "father."
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch.
Why were the Twin Towers annoyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plain.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell, not heaven?
Because there is a stairway to heaven, but there is not one to hell.
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.