Why jokes

Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.

Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?

The dad did not come home with the milk.

Little Johnny brings his cat to school, and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says, "Because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave!"

Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?

A: He could not use his mother's credit card.

Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣

Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.

Why did the orphan go to a church?

So he could call someone "father."

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.

Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?

Because she knew the lion was always lion.

Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?

There used to be two but now there's one...

Why did Steven Hawking go to hell, not heaven?

Because there is a stairway to heaven, but there is not one to hell.

Why did the koala go to bed?

Because it was leafing.

Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.

Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?

Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.

My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:

I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!

Why did the plane crash?

Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the skeleton play football?

His heart wasn't in it!

Why does the large dildo not have any friends?

He's a pain in the ass.

Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?

Because he always makes spider-sense.

Why is Sunday better than Monday?

Because Monday is a weak day.