Why jokes
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
Why don't you use a dull pencil?
Because there's no point. 😐😑😑
"You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?"
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
why his deathstare hot af
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why did Sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
Why is my dick like a balloon?
The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.