Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
Why Jokes
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
I asked my dad, "Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?"
He replied, "Because I thought it would look like hares."
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.
Why did Sally fall out the window?
She was pushed.
