Why jokes
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?
Because there is no home button.
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak.
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.