Why jokes
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Why the actual f
is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddam difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive,” or something like that. Goddam, just take that shit somewhere else!
Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?
Because she wanted to join the Brownies.
Why do cheetahs always win?
Because they cheat!
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... She had cancer.... ;)
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
There's three kids: Little Drop, Little Feather, and Little Brick. Little Feather goes, "Mommy, why do you call me L'feather?" She answers, "Cuz a little feather fell over your head when you were born." L'Drop asks his mom, "Mommy, why do you call me L'drop?" She answers, "Cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born." L'brick goes, "aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn."