Why jokes
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
To drown herself.
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.