Why jokes
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
lol anons are idiots
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
Why is my dick like a balloon?
The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Question: Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Answer: Tequila
Why does the Sun go to school?
To get brighter!
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!