Why jokes
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
Why did the boy shoot the clock? He wanted to kill time.
Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch.
Memes
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
Little Johnny brings his cat to school, and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says, "Because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave!"
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
Why did the orphan go to a church?
So he could call someone "father."
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell, not heaven?
Because there is a stairway to heaven, but there is not one to hell.
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.