Why jokes
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
Why did Sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.