Why jokes
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.
Why did Sally die? She got stabbed by her mum.
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said,
"Why the heck were my children jumping on a bed?"
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in the crack.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? They keep falling through his hands.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈