Why jokes
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom, why is my name Rose?"
The mom responded, "Well, you see, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"
The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals fell on your head."
The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"
The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"
Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?
A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Why are carpenters never horny after work?
Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things.
Why should you always wear rubber?
So you don’t leave DNA evidence.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."