Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why Jokes
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he's a coward!
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
Why are carpenters never horny after work?
Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things.
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer, why?
Doctor: What are the chances?
Patient: Of what?
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
