Why jokes
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
'Cause it's a car-PET.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Memes
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery.
Why canโt orphans play baseball? Because they canโt go home.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because theyโve got guardians!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why does the owl ๐ฆ have a lot of friends?
Because heโs a hoot.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.