Why jokes
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Why did the blonde chick buy two Plan B pills?
She wanted to be for sure for sure!
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
I should test my eyes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Why did the farmer eat a fork?
'Cause he's a dumbass.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
Kid starts shooting people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
Why did the koala climb the tree?
To get to the other branch. :)
He made it, don't worry!
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.