Why jokes
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
'Cause it's a car-PET.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
I was digging in my backyard and found a chest of coins. I wanted to run inside and tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the backyard.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.