Why jokes
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.