Why jokes
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Memes
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.