Why jokes
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Memes
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.
I've seen them hanging all day.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.