Why jokes
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why did the duck get arrested?
He tried to quack a safe.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Memes
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.