Why jokes
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They'll fall right through his hands.
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
Why should you always wear rubber?
So you don’t leave DNA evidence.
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.