Slipper jokes

What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?

"Want to see if it fits?"

What does Cinderella wear to the beach?

Glass slippers.

What's a footlong and slippery?

A slipper.

What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?

A slipper.

Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says, "I have some good news and bad news."

So the patient says, "What is the bad news?" the Doctor replies, "I have had to amputate both your legs." So the patient says, "Well, what is the good news?" The Doctor replies, "I have found someone to buy your slippers."

A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. He says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave.

The poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.

what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.

I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.

I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!

What is the slipperiest county?

Greece!