Slipper jokes
Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says, "I have some good news and bad news."
So the patient says, "What is the bad news?" the Doctor replies, "I have had to amputate both your legs." So the patient says, "Well, what is the good news?" The Doctor replies, "I have found someone to buy your slippers."
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass slippers.
A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. He says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave.
The poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered "suislide"?
Asking for a friend.
