Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Dad crosses the road
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you dum-dum. The joke is about 9/11, a real bad day when terrorists attacked America. Instead of a funny reason to cross the road, the dad in the joke is trying to survive a terrorist attack. Your brain is so smooth, I bet you still think the Twin Towers are standing tall! Also, you need to drink more water; your skin looks dry as hell!