Why jokes
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
Why wouldn’t Mrs. Grapes leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?
IT JUST DOES!!!!
Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!
Q: Why did the Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the first Koala.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can watch the expression on their face.
Why was Michael Jackson fired as a guitar teacher?
Because he fingered a minor.
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
At school, Bobby's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, Bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "Why are you crying?" Bobby says, "Someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die?" His mom looks him straight in the eye and says, "Depends, which one are you referring to?"
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?
Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.