Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said, "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born."
The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said, "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born."
Then the third child, Cinderblock, said, "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f."
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.