Why jokes
Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?
Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.
Boy: Okay, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Brick.
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Memes
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Me- *crying in the shower*
Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
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Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.