Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
Why Jokes
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
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Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
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