Orphan's Short Calendar

Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?

There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.

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Explanation

Experiment

This is a wordplay joke. The humor comes from the fact that orphans don't have fathers or mothers, so their calendar would be 'missing' those days that celebrate parents. It plays on the literal idea of a calendar needing those dates. The joke makes a lighthearted but poignant comment on the life of an orphan.

Comments (6)

Thats not funny In the slightest, just offensive!!! Whoever wrote that joke needs to grow up and act their age, and clearly they don’t know the line between dark humour and just pure rudeness. normally I have a brilliant sense of humour but to someone like myself who has a visual impairment and who has been through the care system it’s not funny in the slightest it’s a very hard life. Just some advice Think before you post in future.

Alie, take a joke, please 😰

OMG ALIE STOP ITS NOT EVEN TRUE

Alie.. you're on an orphan jokes page.