Why jokes
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?
My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...
Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.
*Everyone Looks at me*
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why is mercury like everything else in the world?
Because it gives you cancer.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.