Why jokes
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.