Why jokes
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
But why?
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
Why is it spicy?
Why are you gay?
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs? Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why is Sunday better than Monday?
Because Monday is a weak day.
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.