Why jokes
Bf: Do you love me?
Gf: Most of the time.
Bf: Well, it's either yes or no.
Gf:...
Bf: Well, when is it that you don't love me?
Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you go to the river an hour, then it takes me a half hour to love you again.
Bf: Why?
Gf: 'Cause you always see that OTHER GIRL.
Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!
Gf: Ohh...
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
Joke: Why did the gym close down?
– It just didn’t work out.
Why didn't the bear go to college?
Because bears don't go to college.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
Why are french fries rude?
Why did Santa stop at three ho's?
Ms. Claus caught him.
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
Why is a ghost so predictable?
Because you can see right through it.
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
lmao why do people think they can fly?