Why jokes
A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
Memes
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)