Why jokes
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Memes
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.