Why jokes
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!
Why did the cop show up early to the protest? To beat the crowd.
Why do men fart louder than women?
Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Why is the graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin : )
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.