Why jokes
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?
Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
Memes
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They donโt know what a full house looks like.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way theyโll get love.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they donโt like dicks.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.