Why jokes
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
Memes
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?