Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Why Jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
