Why jokes

Straight guy

Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.

Friend

Why was the kinetic sand always happy?

Because it was kinetic with its friends!

Orphan

Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?

A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?

Memes

Orphan

Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?

A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.

Depression

When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?

Emo

Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?

Cow

Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?

Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)

Vegetable

In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.

Why?

They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.

Orphan

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Twin Towers

Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.

Orphan

Why did the orphan become a str1pper?

So she can have someone to call daddy.

Daycare

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.

Twin Towers

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.