Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying Michael Jackson was at Kmart because he heard they had a sale on "little boys' pants." The joke is dark and alludes to the allegations of Jackson's inappropriate interest in young boys. You probably had a blank stare when you read this, didn't you?
Monkey Man
Kmart is a food store
wtf bro
it's Walmart 🤦🏾♀️