Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
Why Jokes
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Why did Sally fall off of the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Sally.
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
Why can't Jesus judge gay people?
He got nailed right before he died.
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
