Why jokes
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You'd run away too if your name was OAhHhPrhhHK.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.
Why? Why would you do that?
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚⁉️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why do mountains contain things? Because their moun-tains.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.