Why jokes
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
Memes
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Why did Sally fall off of the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Sally.
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
Why can't Jesus judge gay people?
He got nailed right before he died.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.