Why jokes
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
Memes
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
Why can't Jesus judge gay people?
He got nailed right before he died.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
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Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.