Why jokes
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?
Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.
Boy: Okay, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Brick.
Why did Paul Walker drown?
Because he was too busy carpooling.
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Memes
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
Why can't Jesus judge gay people?
He got nailed right before he died.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.