Why jokes
Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?
Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.
Boy: Okay, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Brick.
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Memes
Why did Paul Walker drown?
Because he was too busy carpooling.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
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Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.