Why jokes

Santa

Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.

Warship

Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?

So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

Memes

Pedophile

I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.

Orphan

Why are most dark jokes about orphans?

They can't complain to their parents.

Depression

My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."

Orphan

Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.

Orphan

Why do orphans like to go to church?

Because they actually have a father there.

Orphan

Why can't orphans have relationships?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Orphan

Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: _______

Whey

Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅

Number

The worst joke ever.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.

Sally

Why did Sally fall off of the swing?

Because she has no arms.

Knock knock.

"Who's there?"

Not Sally.

Potato

Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?

He wanted to mash potatoes!

People

Why are obese jokes so offensive?

Because fat people have enough on their plate.

Jesus

Why can't Jesus judge gay people?

He got nailed right before he died.

Orphan

Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.