Why jokes
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?
(Stupid People)
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?
There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
Why did the skeleton eat tacos?
Because he was hungry.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.