Why jokes
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Why Bing is Superior tbh
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Son: Mom, can I get $100 for a week?
Mom: Why do you need $100 for a week?
Son: I'm going on a date, and I need $100 for a week, please.
Mom: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Go on your date now. You got $1, so go.
Son: And you got $0.00.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.