Why jokes
Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!
Q: Why did the Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the first Koala.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
Why is this true?
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands!
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can watch the expression on their face.
Why was Michael Jackson fired as a guitar teacher?
Because he fingered a minor.
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
At school, Bobby's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, Bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "Why are you crying?" Bobby says, "Someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die?" His mom looks him straight in the eye and says, "Depends, which one are you referring to?"
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
Me to my friend: I only date suicidal girls.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because that pussy is limited edition.
Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?
Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
So they could be wanted.
Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂