Why jokes
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971, and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle. If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972?
Because it is politically motivated.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was disabled.
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek?
No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
Why don’t mountains take things seriously?
Because they’re hill areas.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.