Why jokes
Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?
IT JUST DOES!!!!
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why is this true?
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
Why did the terrorist cross the road?
To get to the airport!
Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!
Q: Why did the Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the first Koala.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.