Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can watch the expression on their face.
Blender Baby
Explanation
The joke plays on the shock of imagining a baby being put in a blender, with the punchline focusing on the disturbing image of seeing their facial expression during this horrible event. It's dark humor taken to the extreme.
Comments (3)
CheesyFeet263
No offence but you're cruel! I would never do that to a baby...
BIGCOCK12INCHES
Have i stumbled in to serial killer/pedo forum cos these jokes are fucked
Name
Duh, why do you think the title of the site is "MORBID JOKES!" I swear sometimes people don't use common sense