Orphan's Dairy Dilemma

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You probably think orphans are just kids without parents, huh? Well, you're almost right! But get this: the joke is that orphans don't know if they're lactose intolerant because their dad, like a real loser, went out for milk and never came back. Get it? The absence of a dad becomes the punchline about lactose intolerance. You're a genius!