Why jokes
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
Memes
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?
Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."