Why jokes
GF: Laying down.
BF: GROANING
GF: Are you good at aiming and shooting?
BF: Yeah, why?
GF: Shoot that did in there.
BF: Mmmhuugh
Why do pills work?
Because they are white.
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?
Because he only had one.
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?
Because if they did, they'd be bay gulls.
The maid asked her boss, the wife, for a raise, and the wife was upset.
The wife asked, "Why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"
Maid: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said that?"
Maid: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh."
Maid: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Who said that?"
Maid: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh."
Maid: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."
Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"
Maid: "No, the gardener did."
Wife: "So how much do you want?"
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind, too.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.