Why jokes

Toy

Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"

Memes

Orphan

Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

Bff

My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"

I said: "Why?"

My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"

I said: "KNEW IT!"

Halloween

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

Gay

My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."

Orphan

Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?

They thought their parents would catch them.

Emo

Why can't emos stand in chairs?

Because they never get down.

Dad

I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"

Orphan

Why is it okay to hit orphans?

It's not like they can tell their parents.

Father

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

Orphan

Why can't orphans hit a home run?

Because they don't have a home to run to...

Violist

Why don’t violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.