Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Why Jokes
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
