Why jokes
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.
Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....
Mom: It's a pillow fort.
Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?
Mom: You're almost 19 years old.
Me: Not good enough... OUT!
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
He's dead.
Why couldn't the kid play on his laptop?
Because he has no arms and no laptop and no legs and no head and no home and no money and got shot.
My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
If the shoe fits perfectly, why did it fall off?
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the street?
To get them into his van.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
Why do pizzas not tell jokes?
They're too cheesy.