Why jokes
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
Why are french fries rude?
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
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Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.