Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Memes
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"
I said: "Why?"
My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"
I said: "KNEW IT!"
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.