Why jokes
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
Why are french fries rude?
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
Grandma: Most people your age have a family and are married. Why aren’t you?
Grandchild: Most your age are dead. Why aren’t you?
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."
Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?
Because you cannot break the ice.
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?
All his comebacks take three days.
Why is a ghost so predictable?
Because you can see right through it.