Why jokes
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why have I not seen these posters in my neighbourhood?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob? He made her.
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he forgot to plug in the charger.
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
Why did Karen leave me?
Because I was a mushroom.
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, and they want to kill them. But the Europeans beg to have their lives spared.
The Native Americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: The Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass, and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him.
The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs and the Native American kills him. They both see each other in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach, and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?"
The second guy says, “Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”