Why jokes
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Memes
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.