Why jokes
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Memes
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!