Music Teacher jokes

When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎

Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?

I tried to hit G by putting D.

Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?

My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.

Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.

I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a "fret."

I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.