Music Teacher jokes

Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.

When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎

Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?

My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.

Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?

I tried to hit G by putting D.

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

What is a priest's favorite song?

-- Magic Flute in A minor.

The teacher told me to put my MP3 away, so I brought out my MP5. Now that bitch knows what not to tell me.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.

The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.