Music Teacher jokes
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 馃槑
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
The teacher told me to put my MP3 away, so I brought out my MP5. Now that bitch knows what not to tell me.
What鈥檚 Michael Jackson鈥檚 favorite piano note? A minor.
The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.