Why jokes
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?
IT JUST DOES!!!!
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
Why is this true?
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
Why wouldn’t Mrs. Grapes leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
Why don’t mountains take things seriously?
Because they’re hill areas.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!
Q: Why did the Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the first Koala.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.