Why jokes
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
Why do mountains contain things? Because their moun-tains.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division? Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.