Why jokes
Your mum is so smart, but she still can’t figure out why she had you.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer, why?
Doctor: What are the chances?
Patient: Of what?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he was on crack.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?
There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.