Why jokes
Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?
IT JUST DOES!!!!
Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!
Q: Why did the Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the first Koala.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
Memes
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
Your dick is so small it's the size of a tic tac. Oh, that's why your mom's breath was so fresh last night.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands!
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can watch the expression on their face.
Why was Michael Jackson fired as a guitar teacher?
Because he fingered a minor.
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”
At school, Bobby's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, Bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "Why are you crying?" Bobby says, "Someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die?" His mom looks him straight in the eye and says, "Depends, which one are you referring to?"
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
Me to my friend: I only date suicidal girls.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because that pussy is limited edition.
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?
Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.