Why jokes
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?
IT JUST DOES!!!!
Why don’t mountains take things seriously?
Because they’re hill areas.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Memes
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!
Q: Why did the Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the first Koala.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands!
Your dick is so small it's the size of a tic tac. Oh, that's why your mom's breath was so fresh last night.
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can watch the expression on their face.
Why was Michael Jackson fired as a guitar teacher?
Because he fingered a minor.
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
At school, Bobby's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, Bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "Why are you crying?" Bobby says, "Someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die?" His mom looks him straight in the eye and says, "Depends, which one are you referring to?"
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.